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am i a fangirl now?

(Source: tmpgifs)

wbspens:

i like you for some indiscernible reason:
  18/??robert bortuzzo.

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.

"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up.   (via well-it-was-funny-to-me)

(Source: escapedgoat)

buttsandbarbells:

When you’re bloated and on your period so you just eat hella junk food cause what the hell you’re bloated anyways

(Source: unclefather)

erikkarlsson65:

nik-scherbaks:

erikkarlsson65 You always look fabulous don’t worry

I could not resist, ha

I would sell my soul in exchange for the fitness of injured players. 

(Source: diamondskyart)

parents: do you even have friends
me: yes as a matter of fact i have all ten seasons on dvd

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh)

“I've always been very open in my desire to come to come to North America and be one of the best here.” - Malkin 

(Source: spcrosbys)

andrewskis:

Nicki Minaj double covers for Dazed’s A/W 2014 issue.

(Source: beyxnika)

markruffalo:

femmercutio:

girls don’t like boys, girls like halloween and mark ruffalo’s tumblr account

I like Halloween and Tumblr, too.

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment